fycso:

send me your credit card number + pin code and i’ll rate your blog

8 PM or so. 

(Source: kurosawawa)

i fell asleep too early and now it’s 4 am and i’m wide awake

umbbreon:

                       butts                                       butts

                 butts                                        butts

             butts                                        butts

            butts                                        butts

          butts                                        butts

           butts                                        butts

              butts                                        butts

                    butts                                       butts

                              butts                       butts     butts                      butts　

                                          butts butts                         butts butts

flyingdinosaur:

someone put me back in the womb this isnt working out

i’m cold and i need the cuddles

(Source: aciemcordis)

i think everyone has had a crush on someone 30+ years their senior 

i WALKED BY sAVERS TODAY AND THIS LADY WAS LEANING AGAINST THE WALL NEAR THE DOOR AND SHE LOOKED AT ME AND WAS LIKE “jESUS cHRIST” IN PORTUGUESE

i DON’T KNOW IF GOOD OR NOT

therealhamster:

“i am so fucking done” i say as i pull myself from the oven. i have been cooked to perfection

do you ever look at your own blog and tell yourself “wow you have great taste in everything”

because i do

(Source: colourandcity)

bl-ind:

do you ever get the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t talking

(Source: pushthemovement)