Metalosis Maligna is a fake disease invented by award-winning Dutch filmmaker Floris Kaayk.
According to the mockumentary, Metalosis Maligna occurs when a metal implant has a bad interaction with human body tissues, causing the metal to grow tendrils that eventually puncture the skin from within and destroy it.
I was skimming through the video at first not knowing it was a mockumentary and landed on the part of the man in bed. I nearly died.
This is intensely creepy. Watch it.
Especially the ending, where the metal takes over his body
I am perpetually sad, uninterested, and sleep deprived.
"50 Shades of Grey: The Movie." Or, as I prefer to call it, "American Psycho 2: Watered-Down Problematic BDSM Boogaloo."
annie are u daijoubu
are u daijoubu
are u daijoubu annie
u been hit by
u been struck by
a smooth はんざいしゃ
my ideal roommate: dog
it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful
"They’re only fictional characters"